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Oggetto: The Maverick jungle Hare
 Inviato: 05 Apr 2007 - 12:07
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| With the aim of spicing up and sharing hillarous or even saddening non-football realities I will endeavour to post (i invite you also to post) funny pharses or stories that can light up our days. |
Ultima modifica di obita il 05 Apr 2007 - 12:28 , modificato 1 volta in totale
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Oggetto: RE: The Maverick jungle Hare
Inviato: 05 Apr 2007 - 12:21
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The Hare is the brightest living crature to ever grace the African soil and anyone who is intelligent is likened to the Hare (rabbit) and the dumb ones are likened to Elephants (who only use their energy minus brains), slow by sure fellow are Tortiose.
In the third year of harvest after the introduction of simsim in Zamburiland, Hare managed to organise the people into farmers forum. they then harvested honey and put it in a pot. when it was time for eating, hare asked every farmer to pick the leaf of an olive (very small leaves indeed) and they had to dip the honey pot, and that was all they would have. the rest were for the Hare's family. After that had happened, the hair then took the pot and put it in a grannery and went to bed. in the evening, he came back to check how his 'honey' was doing. to his suprise the Tortoise had sneaked in and eaten evrything, and even shitted in the pot. now Hare very mad asked the tortoise how best he (hare) could killed the tortoise, to which the latter said if he is dropped in water, he would drown and die. Hare did that exactly, took tortoise to the lake and dumped him there.
Do you think the tortoise died?
Lessons:
1.Never take advice from someone you don't trust or who has done something bad to you.
2. Always regain calmness after an outrage before you make any decision
3. What goes around come around, never do to others what you do not want them to do to you. |
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Oggetto: RE: The Maverick jungle Hare
Inviato: 13 Apr 2007 - 19:46
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Cool story but I don't understand the reference to simsim?
Could you explain. |
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Oggetto: RE: The Maverick jungle Hare
Inviato: 14 Apr 2007 - 09:15
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| Those days there were no calendars so time was counted suing duration of cultivation. so this particular one was counted during simsim cultivation |
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Oggetto: RE: The Maverick jungle Hare
Inviato: 16 Apr 2007 - 09:46
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The Hare this time ventured into some Cricket as away for catching his bully friend Leopard off guard. It was the shortest ODI (One Day International) and the rules were amazing. It was a one against one. The crease had no marks and the wickets were their respective wives. All you needed to do to win was to hit the wicket, then you take her for a night or hit a six or a four then she is yours for the night. There was an umpire and no other field players. There was no need to make runs either. It was a single Over game with 3 deliveries only.
Pre-match press conference:
Infront of the hundreds gathered, Hared declared that he was going to use a lighter ball so that he could easily hit a six, and advised the leopard to use the heavy one so as to be different. This was a trick that the Leopard failed to figure. the Leopard insisted in using a lighter ball, yet in the actual sense Hare was going to use a heavy ball.
Match commences
The Leopard fielding first; his first delivery was too weak and took directions not allowed in cricket. His second delivery was an edge.
The Third and last delivery managed to get to the creed and the Hare smashed it into the skies and the whole ground was chantting "Hare is Champ, Hare is Champ". Now Leopard's Innings had come to an end and he had to defend a wicket that happened to be his wife. Hare pulled out his scared heavy ball and in no time delivered a spin ball that grazed the Leopard's wife's ear and this an instant wicket and a double win for the Hare and he had to have Leopard's wife for two nights. The umpire noticed that Hare had used a different ball than the agreed on so wanted an explanantion. Hare promised to hand Leopard's wife to the umpire for the second night (which he didn't honour). The umpire later told the Leopard and he wasn't amused. Now the Leopard is hunting down Hare and the latter has sent an SOS to Mathew Hayden (his cricket idol) for help. Hopefully it will arrive on time to allow him go race Formula 1 |
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'Imagine if I had good feet, we would not know where to put all the trophies...'.Gattuso to Ancelotti
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Oggetto: RE: The Maverick jungle Hare
Inviato: 18 Apr 2007 - 13:13
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After last week’s Cricket showdown in Zamburiland, nothing seems to be heading for goodness. As I had earlier reported, the Leopard is seriously hunting down Hare. Leopard decided to hire the services of the Eagle. But trust the Hare to come up with a match! When his wife informed him of the new developments from Leopard’s camp, he also acquired an extra ally. Whenever the saw the Eagle or Leopard, he I suppose to crow. Indeed the Cock ‘Mr. Kokoliro’ was doing a superb job until the Eagle came for a chat. Eagle found ‘Mr. Kokoliro’ standing on one limb, and immediately inquired what had happened because he couldn’t see the second limb. On inquiry, hhe was made ‘understand’ that the Cock had donated hhis second leg to save the land from a fourth coming famine. Not to be out done, the Eagle severed his limb and rushed with it to Simba’s palace and pledge to do more for the land. Everyone at the palace was surprised because there hadn’t been any report of looming famine in Zamburiland. It then drowned on him that the Cock took the opportunity and was able to destabilize his ability to work for the Leopard. The Leopard’s limb was stitched back but now he has to spend most of his time in air so as not to make his limb’s situation worse. Now the war in Zamburiland has taken a new twist and is on two fronts.
Watch out for the involvement of the king, Simba (Lion is all the events) and whose side he is going to take. |
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'Imagine if I had good feet, we would not know where to put all the trophies...'.Gattuso to Ancelotti
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